how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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