your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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