My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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