love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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