Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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