her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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