Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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