I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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