"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
40s are totally the cure
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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