I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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