The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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