North Korea, Best Korea!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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