I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im holly from the hills drunk
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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