Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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