Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
