with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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