you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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