erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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