But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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