i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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