I think I am morally bankrupt
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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