i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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