I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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