the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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