Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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