You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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