I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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