K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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