Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
