I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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