Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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