HIV tests are more positive than that guy
actually, I'm a sock model
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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