she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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