idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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