My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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