My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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