how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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