My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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