I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Naked. naked and bneed help.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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