More tranny stories later!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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