I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Text me some of your sweat
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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