yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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