So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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