I puked a lego.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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