If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize