love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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