So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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