I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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