So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need to calm my uterus...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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