No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
