I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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