jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
