I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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