Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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