How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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