Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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